In a hilarious new video posted by GQ, John Cena takes part in a round of “Actually Me” and goes undercover on Reddit, YouTube, Twitter, Quora and other social media platforms to respond to questions and comments.

Using the alias “ActuallyJohnCena” on the assorted platforms, The Cenation Leader explains why his shorts have pockets, how WWE has helped him acquire a PhD in Thuganomics, who he thinks could retire him and many more burning questions from the Internet.