Lucha Underground Results
June 29th, 2016
Report By Joshua Lopez for WrestleZone.com
First Match: Mil Muertes w/Catrina vs. King Cuerno
Muertes shoves down a camera man before he enters the ring. Muertes is pissed off. Muertes immediately charges towards Cuerno before the bell rings. Cuerno ducks a clothesline and rolls out of the ring. Muertes chases Cuerno around the ring. Back in the ring, Muertes goes for a tilt-a-whirl slam, but Cuerno gets back on his feet. Muertes kicks Cuerno in the gut. Muertes drops Cuerno with a Spear. Muertes with a ground and pound attack. Muertes drags Cuerno to the middle of the ring. Muertes stomps on Cuerno’s chest. Muertes brings Cuerno to the corner. Muertes lands a series of knife edge chops. Muertes irish whips Cuerno to the corner, but he eats a boot to the face from Cuerno. Muertes responds with a massive clothesline for a two count. Cuerno with a boot to the chest of Muertes. Muertes responds with a spinning chokeslam for a two count.
Cuerno fires up with a leaping knee strike. Cuerno lands a single leg lariat. Cuerno clotheslines Muertes over the top rope. Cuerno sends Muertes crashing to the mats on the outside with a running dropkick. Cuerno with The Arrows From The Depths Of Hell that knocks down both Muertes and the referee who was backing Catrina away from Muertes. Cuerno brings a steel chair into the ring. Cuerno whacks Muertes in the face with the steel chair, but Muertes stands still. Muertes responds with a big right hand. Muertes hits Cuerno with the steel chair. Muertes wedges the steel chair in between the middle rope in the corner. Cuerno sides steps Muertes and he’s sent crashing face first to the steel chair that’s placed in the corner. Cuerno schoolboy’s Muertes with his hand on the middle rope to pickup the victory.
Winner: King Cuerno
Dario Cueto, Ivelisse, Taya Valkyrie and Catrina Segment:
Cueto ask’s Ivelisse and Taya if they would like a drink? Cueto praises Taya for being capable to battle with any of the warrior’s that is inside his temple. Cueto calls Ivelisse one of the temple’s most cherished Trio’s Champion. Taya says that’s pretty easy when you have two guys basically doing the heavy lifting and look what happen to the team when Angelico got injured. Cueto says that it’s obvious there’s only room for one baddest bitch in the temple. Cueto announce’s that Ivelisse will take on Taya Valkyrie at Ultima Lucha Dos and we’ll find out who’s the real baddest bitch in the temple. Cueto wishes both luchadores the best of luck and let the best woman win. Ivelisse put’s down her drink and says she’s counting on it. As she walks out of Cueto’s office she runs into Catrina.
Catrina wishes the little girl luck. Ivelisse tells Catrina that she hasn’t forgotten about her. Speaking of Ultima Lucha, Catrina and Mil Muertes want a rematch with King Cuerno. Cueto begins to laugh. Cueto thinks it’s funny that Catrina is trying make demands when she was trying to destroy his temple and have her monster attack his baby brother. Cueto doesn’t care about whatever arrangement that was made between her and Cuerno, that business should be handled at a funeral home. Catrina says that Muertes wants a Death Match with Cuerno. If Cuerno is so desperate for death, Muertes would be more than happy to make that request a reality. Cueto hates Catrina, but she always says the right things. Cueto grants Catrina her request and Mil Muertes will take on King Cuerno at Ultima Lucha Dos in a Death Match.
Second Match: Prince Puma vs. Dragon Azteca Jr. w/Rey Mysterio
Puma and Azteca locks up. Puma lands a knife edge chop. Puma leapfrogs over Azteca. Azteca ducks a clothesline from Puma. Azteca with a sunset flip, but Puma gets back on his feet. Puma goes for a standing moonsault, but Azteca rolls out of the way. Azteca and Puma engage in a stare off. Azteca with a leg sweep for a one count. Azteca and Puma land separate armdrag’s and we’re back to a stand still. Puma and Azteca shake hands, but Puma tries to play mind games with Azteca. Azteca slaps Puma in the chest. Azteca lands a series of knife edge chops. Azteca tosses Puma to the outside. Azteca goes for a tope, but Puma ducks out of the way. Puma launches Azteca to the ring apron.
Azteca lands a slingshot dropkick. Azteca goes for a suicide dive, but Puma catches him in mid-air and throws him face first to the steel ring post. Puma rolls Azteca back into the ring. Puma with a european uppercut that sends Azteca to the corner. Azteca with a springboard hurricanrana. Azteca follows that up with a dropkick. Puma whips Azteca to the corner. Puma charges towards Azteca, but he’s sent crashing crotch first on the rope. Aztec lands a knife edge chop to the chest of Puma who’s dangling on the top rope. Azteca with a springboard flying headscissor’s for a two count. Puma lands a vicious forearm. Azteca responds with a back elbow. Azteca plants Puma with the DDTJ for a two count.
Standing switch and Puma backs Azteca into the corner. Azteca with a boot to the face of Puma. Puma plants Azteca with the Blue Thunder Bomb. Puma with a Northern Lights Suplex followed by a delayed vertical suplex for a two count. Puma sets up for the 630 Splash, but Azteca holds onto Puma’s ankle. Azteca sends Puma crashing crotch first on the top turnbuckle. Azteca lands a couple of clubbing blows to the back of Puma. Azteca with a reverse sunset flip powerbomb off the top rope for a two count. Azteca goes for the 450 Splash, but Puma rolls out of the way. Azteca charges towards Puma, but Puma lands a over the head belly to belly suplex that sends Azteca face first to the bottom turnbuckle pad. Puma with a leaping axe kick. Puma plants Azteca with a modified Michinoku Driver for a two count. Puma with a Hang Time dropkick. Puma connects with the 630 Splash to pickup the victory.
Winner: Prince Puma
Dario Cueto, EL Texano, Son of Havoc, Brian Cage and The Mack In-Ring Segment:
Cueto talks about his excitement for Ultima Lucha which starts next week. Cueto calls Ultima Lucha his christmas. Just like christmas, Cueto is handing out gifts to Cage, The Mack, Son of Havoc and Texano. All four men will be the participants in the very first Unique Opportunity Tournament. Cueto promises that this unique opportunity will be the greatest offering he has ever dished out in the temple. Cueto tells all four men to give it their all at Ultima Lucha.
At first Cueto wants the competitors to have some rest, but instead he tells them to go after each other. A donnie brooke ensues. Havoc with a springboard back elbow to Texano. Mack and Cage brawls in the corner. Mack with a running dropkick that sends Havoc to the outside. Texano clotheslines The Mack over the top rope. Texano lands a forearm to Cage. Cage whips Texano to the ring apron. Cage lands a enziguri, but Texano holds onto the ropes. Cage lands with a lethal lariat that sends him crashing to the outside.
Ultima Lucha Dos Match Card
1.) Unique Opportunity Tournament
Brian Cage vs. The Mack vs. El Texano vs. Son of Havoc
2.) Death Match
Mil Muertes w/Catrina vs. King Cuerno
3.) Prince Puma vs. Rey Mysterio
4.) Black Lotus vs. Dragon Azteca Jr.
5.) Taya Valkyrie vs. Ivelisse
6.) 7-Way Elimination Match for the Vacant Gift of the Gods Championship
Sexy Star vs. Mariposa vs. Sinestro De La Muerte vs. Killshot vs. Daga vs. Marty The Moth Martinez vs. TBA
7.) Lucha Underground Trio’s Championship Match
Johnny Mundo, PJ Black and Jack Evans (c) vs. Fenix, Drago and Aerostar
8.) Lucha Underground Championship Match
Matanza (c) vs. Pentagon Jr.
